Once upon a time, I was in the middle of paying attention to a labmate saying stuff and things, when suddenly…
…Right in the face.
I ran to the nearest 70% alcohol spray bottle and sterilized the crap out of my face.
*Take note kids; 70% alcohol to the face will feel like the devil is sexually abusing your epidermis. Not fun. Well, maybe fun for the devil but that’s not the point. Stay in school.