Kouda Entry_76: Template Update

Raya's coming around soon. Thought I'd change the template a little bit to fit the festive mood.

Uh, I'm inept when it comes to colors. So, I dunno if the template's shade of green and yellow works. Looks ok, but my amateur eyes might be deceiving. Lawl.

Also, experimenting with gif images too. The "Template Update" animation up there was the end result. It kinda needs work, cuz u can actually see sum white pixels around it. Hmm...

All this when I should be working on my project paper. Wakakaka~!! Mati la dunia.

Kouda Entry_75: Fuck It

Yes, good sir, fuck it, i say.

After only a few months of his Hardisk-crashing-emo-trip-of-the-century, Kyo has to FORMAT his goddamn laptop...AGAIN.

Bad news; Drive C (Local Core) is officially fresh and clean.

Good news; Drives D (Data Core), Drive E (Graphics Core) and Drive F (Audio Core) remains untouched.

At least its not all that bad. Lol. Good thing I keep all the necessary softwares inside my Data Core. Yea yea, I give really fancy-shmancy names to his drives. Shut up. Kyo is original. So, now I'm reinstalling everythin. System Drivers, Office XP, Photoshop, Audacity, Codecs, Tune Ups, Stylers, Kaspersky...still updating database. Haih, lambat ini Kaspersky. Susah tul bila dah hebat sgt. har har.

Update file pun boleh corrupt ka?

Call me Jakun, but I've never seen it before. Wakakaka. I guess even Old Man Kaspers pun ada problem. Lol. Ah well, its taking forever for this damn antivirus to update. Been waiting all morning, x siap2 lg. ~_~.

Good News; Laptop is functioning just fine.

Bad News; Drive C is a virgin all over again. Fuck it, i say. No, seriously. hahahaha~

Weh! Apa mencarut2 taim puasa ni. Bengap punya budak. >_>

Kouda Entry_74: Virus Alert!

Gilababs…

Noooo~!!! I woke up this morning, only to discover this particular notice plastered all over my laptop screen. I was like…O_O wtf!?

Fancy, idn’t it? Lol.

Now I know wut ur thinking, “Tu la, download lagi porn”. Shut up. I’ve been downloading porn all my life and shit like this never happened before. Wakakakaka~!!!

That was a joke, and if you took it seriously, go see a therapist. Then jump of a cliff.

Naw, I think it’s because last nite, I was up looking for an RMXP software, crack and keygen (Oh! Kantoi x beli ori. Bodo). Well, anyways, prowlin about those download sites so indiscriminately came back and bit me in the ass. Babi tul.

Siap bagi essay kat aku. Impressive. Lol.

So now, I’m desperately trying to save my laptop…again… and prevent more data loss and another emotional breakdown. Oh...le horrorz...I'm...in shock...o shit...

Erratic PC behaviour? Kinx.

I swear, these dang pop ups are so effin annoyin. Nak wat keje pun susah. Kejap2 "pop", tensen sey. VirusRemover2008? Do I look like I was born yesterday? Must I ungkit how much I'm a pissant when it comes to birthdays? Kasi lempang kat muka baru paham. Adeh... Emo~

Stating the Obvious...Duh~

"Parasite programs"? Ayat xleh blah. Kakaka. Wuts next? Computer STD? The hell is with these long-winded statements? "Please use recommeded sypware. I don't want to die. Tolong la wei. Don't u love me anymore? Nangis kang." Bodo.

Attention, you are fucked.

Notice the missing "All Programs" button at the of the damn thing. How the hell am I supposed to function without the damn "All Programs" button? Control Panel pun hilang. Babs...babs... What strain of virus wud do such an underhanded thing? I'd like to shove my shoe up the ass of whoever made that godforsaken malware. Biar la iang sebelah kasut pun. The satisfaction of knowing that he'd be constipated for life wud b enuff to make my day.

No porn?

Tengok. Penuh ngan RPG Maker XP shit. Tobat dah xnak prowl about those damned sites again. Xnak~ Xnak~!!! Baik g download indiscriminate shit. Lagi ada pekdah nyer. No seriously. At least if your laptop crashed because of excess porn-hunting, u'd deserve it. But computer dying because of game-related shit? Wut is the world coming to? There is no justice!!