Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Kouda Entry_109: Exorsus Thread Problems

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Click the image to pay the site a visit it turns out, converted their forums over to PHPBB3, whatever that means.

The bad news is, now that the format has changed, my project thread (Exorsus) got mutilated. And now I have to refurbish the darned thing.

The good news is, the links are still there. So, all i gotta do is edit the html a tad, and it should be good as new. And we all know kyo likes to mess around with html codes. Ahahaha~!

Well, always been planning on revamping it so as to "celebrate" the new year and all. No better motivation than an obligation, eh?

Photoshop frenzeh~! Wooootzzz~!!! XD

Kouda Entry_108: PSP in a Pinch

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As it goes, the psp is having a bit of a problem in sales. Apparently, not that many people are buying psp games.

Itu la kau Sony, jual barang bapak mahal. And the UMD idea for the psp was a HUGE mistake. Bulky, EXPENSIVE, and noisy (so i've heard).

Seriously la weh, one UMD costs as much as one Blue-Ray. Apa cer? Sony's attempts at preventing piracy is biting them in their enterprising asses.

Also, both Wii and DS are striving in the market industry. Why? They're equally fun, right? Well, duh, they're a heck of a lot CHEAPER than the PS3 and PSP.

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Sleek, white, and a good excuse to swing your arms around

The Wii, Sony's nightmare, and the PS3's punch in the gut. It's selling point? The games are CHEAP, the console is cheapER than the PS3, and it's a revolutionary gaming console where hand movements play a crucial role.

Downside? The graphics aren't nearly as legendary as the PS3, and it doesn't offer the extensive online capabilities that the PS3 offers. Oh, and it doesn't play DVDs and shit.

But hey, we buy a gaming console to play games, not to watch movies, right?

I'm just bitchin cuz I own a ps3, but can't afford to get new games as often as I would like. Deng.

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Not the hottest design, I agree

Okay, the design for the the DS is not really to my liking. But hey, it packs hours and hours of addictive gameplay. Who am I to bitch about that? Lol.

Well, in this case, I'm still kinda glad that I opted for the PSP than the DS. Since my all time fave game; "Monster Hunter" (along with a few other choice games) isn't available on the DS.

Okay, okay, I am begging Sony to PLEASE come up with a new mobile console. DS is pwning your ass. I'd hate to see the PSP franchise go down the drain.

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Kouda Entry_107: ENOUGH!

An sms made it's way to my phone earlier today:

"Urgent! Cek email!"

At first I didn't even take a look at the sender's number. I thought it was about my Supplementary Test results. So, I went and checked the UiTM Student Portal.

But alas, no updates regarding the results.

I checked the sender's number on my phone. And I grieved.

I checked my mail, and my grief turned into a flaming mass of uncontrollable fury that could very well envelop the whole 50% of Kelantan's population.

Oh, and I laughed out loud at the sheer stupidity of the message.

Take note that "To Miss X" and "1st Day" was quoted by the sender from another blogger's page, not from me.

The following is the e-mail I received. The writing in blue was quoted by the sender from the blogger's page, and the writing in red are the sender's words themselves.

To miss X

I dedicated the song "so in love" by all 4 one. Miss X, u know how to love but dont know how to be loved. Hahaha.. please stop dreaming, back to reality, to ur first one, and ur son.

1st day

huh today is my first day of fasting, after 8 days in heaven. hahaha. tomorrow is my biggest challenge, with my fav medic test and that mother fuckin quiz. huh. cpat la kau mati. x larat nak pretend that i dont know anything about u.

I tak larat lagi nak tanggung sorang2.
Fuck to all ur crews n da cronies of dem yg bersubahat.
How cud U?????

Okay, "Tanngung sorang"? Apa cer? You're married. Ada husband. It don't take a genius to figure out who to go to. Your words are effin misleading, it makes me sick.

Fuck my crew and cronies yg bersubahat? Hello, unlike you, I know how to keep a secret. Saper yang slalu cari me even when I'm class? Saper yang mintak my classmate panggil me when I'm in the lab? Saper skang yang mengkantoi-kan diri? Hah!?

Saper yang ada blog stating all the disgusting feelings and things she wants to do!? Saper yang slalu mention my name on her blog, PUT MY PICTURE AS HER PROFILE PIC, and x abis2 maki hamun pasal me n my frens!?

Salah saper skarang!? Hah!?

Don't you dare put the blame on that blogger. Check the date on her post la wei. August 2008. It's not my fault if she stumbled onto your blog at that time. She probably found out about that blog way before I did.

If you didn't splatter my NAME and FACE all over your page, xder la kantoi. Nama penuh lagi tuh. It's called "subtlety", cepat pegi bukak kamus cari apa makna.

I don't speak about you to my classmates. Why the hell would I!? I've got better things to do with my time. Like jump of a building, or leading a band of blasphemous freaks into a burning pyre.

Tolong la, I'm losing my last ounce of respect for you. Sudah2 la.

Move on. The more you keep bringing this up, the more I feel like getting a restraining order.

Kouda Entry_106: MP3 shuffle survey

Azi made me do it. XD.

It was kinda fun tho. Lol.

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. remember! SHUFFLE !!
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write that song name down NO MATTER HOW silly it sounds.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.

1. If someone says, “Is this okay?” … you say?
"Piece of Me" - Britney Spears

- O mai, very de kinky. hahaha.

2. How would you describe yourself?
"Basket Case" - Green Day

- Ahaha, even my mp3 player agrees that I'm a retard.

3. What do you like in a boy?
"Time of Your Life" - Green Day

- Astaga wtf!? That is so effin gay. >_>

4. How do you feel today?
"What Goes Around" - Justin Timberlake

- Ah yes, the ever perpetual feeling of being screwed up by Karma. Touche'.

5. What is your life’s purpose?
"Walking Away" - Craig David

- Akakaka! Yes yes, Kyo is a loner who will forever stay single and free of these women and their annoying emo-trips.

6. What is your motto?
"Better Man" - Robbie Williams

- O_o eh!? Oi! Wtf!? X leh blah punya motto. XD

7. What do your friends think of you?
"Psycho" - System of A Down

- Correct! Hahaha! Why do I have System of A Down in my list neways?

8. What do you think of your parents?
"We Made It" - Busta Rhymes ft. Linkin Park

- Aww...Yup, my parents have come a long way.

9. What do you think about very often?
"Crazy" - Gnarls Barkley

- Enough with the "point out that Kyo is a nut" la wei. XD.

10. What is 2 + 2?
"Winning Women" - Rihanna ft. Nicole Scherzinger

- Uhuh, 2 + 2 = HOT WOMEN! The epitome of male mentality. Lol.

11. What do you think of your best friend?
"Die Another Day" - Madonna

- Yea gurl! Azi, ini statement so defines us. Hahaha.

12. What do you think of the person you like?
"Welcome To the Black Parade" - My Chemical Romance

- A black mass of mournful flesh? I have a sick taste in people, apparently.

13. What is your life story?
"Supermassive Black Hole" - Muse

- O yea, my life is a ridiculously huge Quasar that consumes everything that comes close to it. >_>

14. What do you want to be when you grow up?
"If That's Ok With You" - Shayne Ward

- Does that mean I'm gonna grow up to be a gay singer with a coreographer who should be shot?

15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
"I Don't Love You" - My Chemical Romance

- Weh! Apa cer!? >_> I only have carnal lust for the person I like? O mai, kinks.

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?
"If I Lay Here" - Snow Patrol

- Pemalas punya groom. Orang ajak dancing, dia nak baring pulak.

17. What will they play at your funeral?
"Promisuous Girl" - Nelly Furtado

- -_-;; As soon as I die, they'll use my dead carcass as a disco ball, apparently.

18.What is your hobby/interest?
"Wake Up Call" - Maroon 5

- Yes sir, my hobby is to be a part time alarm clock for wandering travellers.

19. What is your biggest fear?
"ATWA" - System of A Down

- wtf? The heck is ATWA? But I do fear System of A Down tho. Their screams give me nightterrors.

20. What is your biggest secret?
"Whatever You Like" - Nicole Scherzinger ft. T.I.

- Uhuh, my deepest secret is doing all the notty shit I've pent up in my head. XD.

21. What do you think of your friends?
"Cemetry Drive" - My Chemical Romance

- O yea, you people always make me drive you around all over Shah Alam kan. Ahahaha! Meh, it was fun. XD.

22. What will you post this as?
"Needles" - System of A Down

- Why the heck do I have so many System of A Down in my list!?

23. Say something bout the person tagged you.
"Because of You" - Ne-Yo

- Yes, because of you Azi, I had to do this survey. Hahahaha XD.

I TAG AZFAR!! *poke* *poke*

I'm bored and have no one else to tag. Lol.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Kouda Entry_105: Warning!!!

Omgwtf it's happenin again~!!

Observe, and channel the overwhelming fear and panic that struck my blood pump.


Le horrorrrrzzz!!! PANIC!!!

Mati la ni. If my hard disk crashes for THE THIRD TIME this year, I will so smack my dad in the head and demand a new laptop. Hahaha.

Dad, if you're reading this, that was a joke. Lol. Please don't disown me T_T...

So yea, my laptop's developed from just showin screens of a certain color, to a full blown "Blue Screen of Imminent Death".

Fukin Death, Imminent Death, sama kes la tu... My laptop is dying. Dah.

Oh, and the batteries are officially dead. It can't be used AT ALL anymore. Previously, it could last at least 5 minutes la kot. But now, zilch.

Here's a list of reasons why I should be gettin a new laptop:

> Dead Batteries (So my laptop is officially a skinny version of a Desktop, with MUCH less graphics capabilities).

> They don't make replacement batteries for my model anymore (WTF how the hell is that even possible?)

> Fukked up monitor that shows certain colors from time to time (like suddenly the whole screen turns white for no reason).

> The drivers are no longer listed in the Dell website (for my Inspiron 630m)

> Dell doesn't make the model I'm using anymore (Meaning Insipiron 630m is officially an obsolete piece of equipment that they don't want to taint their factories)

* * *

So yea, when my hard drive crashed for the second time, I asked my dad for a new laptop, but the request was rejected. But at least I got a new hard drive and a new external (Transcend. Lol.).

Then the colored screens happened. But the request for a new laptop was rejected again. Instead, my dad offerred to buy an RM500 flat screen monitor (How in the name of Beelzebub is that supposed to help O_o??).

And as you can see from above, the flat screen was only used to show that horriffic Azure Declaration of Doom. Ugh...

I wonder wut excuse my dad wud give me next. Hahahaha~.

Backup!!! Backup!!! Before all hell breaks loose! ...again...

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Kouda Entry_104: Supplementary Test

Okay, so we all know that Kyo has the IQ of a 50-year cow with a brain tumor the size of mount. kinabalu.

Uh...that just made no

At any rate, the point is that we all know I flunked my chemistry not too long ago. So, thanks to that, I had to go take a "Supplementary Test" for that particular paper.

Explanation; Those who are in their final semester, and failed a paper (or two) have to take a Supplementary Paper. This is to avoid them (like me) from having to take another full semester, which will delay their graduation.

But if you fail like a whole bunch of papers, then you can't take the Supp. Paper la of course.

* * *

Okay, I called the office on Monday afternoon to ask about the paper (Since, I only found out about it that previous Saturday, and I wasn't able to call the office during the weekends).

Here's the shocker; the office people told me, "Test awak pukul 9.00 pagi esok".

(I didn't really shout at the phone. Just thinking out loud. Lol.)

Oh, and I was still in Kelantan, mind you. So, you can imagine my PANIC trying to figure out how to get to Shah Alam in time for the paper.

I called my dad (he was in KL) and told him about my predicament. And fortunately, he didn't bite my head off. Oh, and he booked a 5pm flight for me. (Laju bapak my dad bought the tickets. Impressive.)

So, I had the pleasure of attempting the impossible; studying and packing at the same time. Haha.

Thanks to that, I ended up with a neck ache, which evolved into a nauseating headache. Good news is, I managed to study a few chapters before the whole "throbbing lobes" issue happened.

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Rushed to get this 30 minutes before the test.

Wtf a hundred ringgit to take the test!? Well, if it helps prevent me from having to repeat a whole semester, I guess it's money well spent.

It was ok la kot. Except the fact that I studied the theories, but most of the questions involved calculations. Wtf!?

The previous Analytical Chem paper i had to take was full of theories, when I studied my ass off to do calculations.

This is a perfect example of how my Karma works. It sucks. Hahaha.

Ah well, hope I did better this time. I don't want anymore complications in my graduating on time. I want to graduate with Azi and the crew~!!!

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Kouda Entry_103: A Lesson in Life

O noes~! The semester break is ending!! Le horrorz!

O noes~! I failed my Analytical Chemistry, AGAIN!!!


Question; why is it that I can score an A or B for my chemistry papers during the Intersessions, and not during the normal classes?

Answer; because, as it goes, chemistry lecturers tend to make no sense during the normal classes, but go into overdrive during the intersessions.

Let me say that some chemistry lecturers are pretty good at what they do. Example, Puan Zarila and Puan Sharifah. Them to ladies should win awards for making me do well in the stuff they teach. And by "do well", I mean "actually understand and at least not fail". Lol.

And I thank Puan Zarila for doin the impossible; Actually making me pass a chemistry paper (Instrumental Analysis to be exact) without having to repeat it.

Let's review the stuff that went down in my Analytical Chemitry classes; (Okay, I don't wanna be mean, so I'll just say it in the most reasonable way I can):

- True, I did miss a majority of her classes, but only bacause they clash with my other classes. And I had no intention of putting any other subjects at risk of failure. (and I did pass em all, thank god).

- True, I didn't go to her labs, but only because I thought she'd cover the essentials in class. But apparently, either I was mistaken, or they never got pass my anti-chemistry-barrier located in the frontal lobe of my cerebral cortex. XD

- I did NOT sleep in her class, and paid as much attention as a retarded ass that I am was able to. But still, all I heard was gibberish.

- True, I didn't buy the RM90 book that she said we'd need. But based on experience, buying a big fancy chem book never did me any good. And I already had a set of notes given to me by my previous lecturer. It was thinner, lighter, and more straight to the point. And also, it had a few exercise questions for me to work with, along with its solutions.

- True, I never went to see her in her office to ask regarding the subject. But I studied on my own, and tried to figure most of the stuff out with help from a few of my friends. I thought I understood the basics of most of em, at least enough to give me a passing grade. However, obviously, I was sorely mistaken.

In comparison, I'd say I put a heck of a lot more effort into this paper than I did when I took it the first time around. But still, I ended up with THE SAME GRADE.

To all those friggin optimists that keep saying crap about "effort and success go together", please come up with another corny line that makes sense.

I won't make excuses. I failed the paper. That much is blatantly obvious. But I need to understand why I didn't get a grade that is even remotely higher than the previous one. I need to know what all that studying was for.

And why is it that I get such a dismal grade, even though I crammed in as much effort as I did with all my other papers?

My 5th semester was full of unnecessary crap, I get that. My "Medical Microbiology" results were lower than I expected, and I know it's because I had shit happenin during the crucial moments.

Example; I studied my ass off for the second (or was it the third) test, since I know I needed the points. I know I could've gotten somewhere between 80% and 90% at least, for that test. But on the day of the test itself, I had a godforsaken ache in my gut that was effin unnatural. To the point I couldn't get out of bed. A fitting reward for my hours of studying? Gee thanks...

A few of my classmates made it through their papers simply because they had the guts to bend the rules. And you know, the occasional cheating. I don't blame them, and I don't mind. You gotta do what you gotta do.

If you cheat, and get away with it, that's great. Really. Cheating in tests and exams benefits you, and it doesn't hurt your classmates. I swear, if I had the guts and skill to cheat, I would. But I don't. And so, my grades plummet.

True, I did take a few chances, but only when the opportunity was waving itself in my face, and I'd be stupid not to accept it. But I never made too much of an effort to cheat.

If you're saying that cheating, deceiving people is bad, then I say, we've been taught to deceive since we were kids. Only, it's called "being smart", instead of "being deceitful".

Proof? A lot of old fairy tales tell of how the good guy makes it through tough situations by being clever minded and witty. By deceiving his/her opponent, without having to actually do an impossible task.

- Alladin tricked the Genie into letting him escape a cave. Yet, no one is pissing all over him.

- Sang Kancil swindled god knows how many animals to get what it wants. Yet, we say it's smart.

- Puss in boots outwitted and ATE a shapeshifter so that he could survive. Who the hell would make such a twisted, brutal, bloody story to tell kids as a bedtime story!? Hish, sick bastards. Pastu anak2 besar jadi swindlers and serial killers, blame it on games plak.

The point is, if cheating, lying, deceiving others allows you to survive, go for it.

If you've got the balls to cheat during a test or exam, and you have a method that'll allow you to get away with it, I say good for you. I am NOT being sarcastic, I'm serious. You guys rock! I bow down to your superiority.

Let my misfortune and the fortune of those who succeeded at cheating be a lesson to you all.

If studying hard and studying smart gets you nowhere, then use all the streetsmarts you got, and cheat like the wind! Just don't get caught.

I'd like to remind all of you again, that I never cheated during exams. XD. I just regret that I never did.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Kouda Entry_102: Cyber Trash

You know what I hate? Idiots who waste internet space.

How's that possible you ask?

The internet is limitless and theres no way that one (or more) imbeciles can use it up, you say?

Well, think again. I for one, have discovered a few examples of dumbasses that take up the space in the cyber world that could be put to better use by someone else. Namely me.

Okay, here's the context, just because I'm at least courteous enough to let my readers know what exactly I'm bitchin about;

We all know that my 2 favorite nicks are "Kyoru" and "Kouda", right? So, how come my blogspot has the url "Koudamainframe.blogspot" instead of "kouda.blogspot" or "Kyoru.blogspot"? I'll tell you why. Because 2 "bloggers" already took those 2 names.

Ok, ok, I'm not one to bitch without a proper reason. And I don't mind it if you're gonna be using those 2 nicks. I don't own them. Seriously. BUT, at least MAKE USE of the fuckin blogspots you made, you bitches! Take a look , and you'll see why I'm so pissed:
- wtf only TWO fuckin entries!? And since December 2005!? The hell!? It's called UPDATING, look it up.
- Also only TWO muthafuckin posts!? And they're not even sentences!! Damned muthaff....Last post was 2001. Melampau nak mampus.

Those idiots should at least DELETE their effin blogspots if they're not gonna fuckin use em! I could put those two URLs to better use! At least I UPDATE my blog from time to time, okeh!

Alright, mebbe I left my account in the net without using it for a few months also. But I at least had the audacity to come to my senses and actually BLOG. So, I paid my dues. I'm clean. But those two bastards are a whole new level of ignorant.

Ok, done with the braindead asses in blogspot. Now let's move on to Deviantart, shall we?

I had to resort to using Instead of "kyoru.deviantart".

Same issue, the nick "Kyoru" and "Kouda" were already taken. And I thought; "Hey, what kinda amazing artist is using my nick?". Woe is me, they're not even artists. Just a couple of repugnant leachers that barely even logged in, let alone publish their work (IF they can make art lah, which i SERIOUSLY doubt).

Take a look, and loathe with me, people;
- A damned emo 14-year old kid is using that nick. And what the hell did he do with it? Post ONE JOURNAL, and then leave without a trace. And it's about his parents' divorce. Ok, sad, whatever. But, if you're gonna ask for sympathy, do it in the proper place la wei. Deviantart is for ART! Not for a bunch of emo brats to gather and sulk. SINCE 2002!? Wuttahell!?
- Another retard, seriously. Last login was on september 2006. Here's her excuse for not updating her account;
"just a heads up for people...
i don't plan on updating any art until i get a tablet. >>
so... if you care... sit tight and wait for my big breakthrough!"

It takes you a godforsaken 2 years to look for an effin tablet? The hell? I've been pining for a tablet since I was 12, but you don't see me givin people lousy excuses. Not like anyone cares lah. Apparently, your breakthroughs take longer than a constipated old geezer waiting to experience bowel movement.

And why the hell are all them bitches female? (Ok la, if they're males, they wouldn't technically be "bitches", but you know what I mean). My nick is unisex la kot. Whatever. I accept that. But I thought girls are better at keeping track of what nonsense they do? Azi for example, is a well composed lady, who as far as I know, DOES NOT waste cyber space. You retarded femms should learn from her.

I'm not being sexist. I'm being dumbass-ist. Either update your fuckin blogs/accounts, or delete them.

I'm sorry for the harsh words, but they ring true.

Kouda Entry_101: Hallelujah

or Alhamdullillah, if you're so pious that you think I shouldn't utter a word that is even a syllable apart from your obviously limited vocabulary.

O mai, testy. Lol.

Dear sweet mother of Lucifer's unholy child, the most horrible thing happened to me for nearly a week; My internet died!!! Seriously, never deprive a guy who's life revolves around the cyber world from internet. I'd weep, but I was to engrossed with my PS2 and PS3. Ahahaha. I know, I hate you too. XD.

Thanks to the internet dying on me, I managed to FINALLY finish my FFXII, which I've put on hold for about a year. A bit dissapointed though, since now I have no quality PS2 game to waste my brain activity on. Haih...

So, yea, since my net was down, I was forced to do the unthinkable; Go outside.O_o!!!!!!

Oh le horrorz!!

Good news is, I actually went and had a look at the "Big Apples" we got at the new Tesco. Yes, people, Kelantan has Big Apples. I thought my occipital lobe was bein a bitch, but nope, it's the real deal.
It just so happens that a friend of mine from KL dropped by in KB for a bit. And he insisted we went to the doughnut shop.

The Jawi Gives It That Extra Oriental Taste. Lol.

It's messed up when the government landed us with Big A's, but fail to provide a godforsaken cinema, or a Starbucks. Wuttafak? Ok, ok, since i have no friends here in Kelantan, it's not like I'll be goin to a cinema anytime soon. And when i say friends, I mean people that i don't have to be all fake with. Haha.

But hey, without a cinema, how the hell are all these kids gonna get rid of their pent up hormones and raging horniness? Kesian itu budak2. XD.

So, long story short, we bought a bunch of them donuts and I gotta say, they tasted a bit too extreme for me. Haha. There's just this distinct taste that kinda makes me feel like I'm chuggin down a bucketload of fat. XD.

Don't get me wrong, it was relatively good. But, it just makes me feel like I was downing a can of condensed milk. And coming from a Kelantanese, that's something. Kakaka.

Mebbe my tounge is aging, and my sense of taste isn't as hip and exciting as it used to be. Pfft. I'm 21 okay, not 121. I can still eat a bowl of sugar and not end up with a critical case of diabetes. All my teeth would fall out, but my kidneys would still be at full capacity. Lol.

Oh, the staff at KB's Tesco are very skilled, I must add. Upon entering the mall, I saw this ridiculously long chain of Trolleys extending outside the entrance.

Staff yang takder kejer

It looks longer in person, I swear. Haha, now THAT's the statement of the year. Lol. But, seriously, the chain extends even farther to the left, beyond the reach of the camera's view.

So, either they were tersangat rajin to push ALL the trolleys in the world all at once, or they were record-breakingly lazy to lug them in one batch at a time. You decide. I pick lazy, naturally. XD.

It's not convenient for the customers la wei. I mean, I saw a guy having to jump over the damn trolleys to get to the other side. I'd do the same thing, but I was wearing a pair of shoes that had zero grip. Needless to say, I'd fall face first with a spectacular display of blood and gore if I tried.

But I didnt. So there. =3

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Kouda Entry_100: Anger Management

Aite, I wanted to do sumthin sumwhat special to celebrate my 100th post. But then I thought, "screw it". Lol.

So, instead, I'm gonna show you sumthin that if my dad finds out, he'll ship me off to India...

No, he didn't catch me pleasuring myself, u perverts. As if. Now get those filthy thoughts out of your kinky minds. Hish.

Aite, so let's start at the top. One morning, about 2 days ago, I was minding my own business, sleeping n all. And then my mom woke me up by ramming her fists on my bedroom door. And I was like, "For the love of Lucifer's unholy mother, who in the right mind wud go knocking on a person's 9am...!?". I had a late night, shut up.

So, yea, as it turns out, mom sed that daddy dearest wanted me to pick em up at some workshop near his office. The last time he asked me that, I ended up getting lost, and he called someone else XD.
Ok, there I was, my hair twisted up all over the place, my eyes bloodshot (exaggerate), my eyebags wud shame even the Grand Canyon, and don't even get me started on my morning breath. O_o. . . icks. Mom decided it was a bright idea to give me directions while the left side of my brain was still out cold. Then, I was like "uh, yea, uhuh, wut? Amik papa?". And FINALLY, it occurred to her that I should probably take a shower before she landed me with the whole "go fetch the guy who gave half your genes" idea.

We all know it takes me 30 minutes (give or take) to finish showering. ... ... WAAAT? Is it a crime to be hygienic? And NO, I don't abuse my shower lotions. Hish, perverts. XD.

So, long story (and shower) short, I went to the car, and that's when all the retarded karma in the world decided to bite my in my skinny ass. Let's take this step by step, shall we:

1. I pressed remote to unlock the car. Nothing happened.
2. I pressed again. Nothing happened.
3. I broke my finger by pressing on the button to hard. Nothing happened. (>_>)
4. I cursed (yay!)
5. I shoved the car keys into the door. It opens.
6. The godforsaken alarm starts to blare. It naturally happens whenever you shove something into something else. You guys should try it sometime.
7. I cursed (yay!)
8. I pressed the remote again. Nothing happened (yay!). Alarm still blaring.
9. I started the car, hoping the screaming bitch of a security system wud put a cork in it. But nothing happened.
10. I tried the hazard lights (for wutever reason, i dunno. Hahahaha~), nuthin happened (duh).
11. I turned off the hazard lights, but the lights won't turn off. WTF?
12. I cursed (everybody do "the wave"~)
13. I pulled the keys out, alarm still alarming, hazard lights still...uh..hazarding (lol).
14. Then, the alarm suddenly decided to give it a rest. (thank god).
15. I got out, closed the door, and took a look at the blinking hazard lights.
16. The lights suddenly stops. (THANK GOD~)
17. I opened the car door again, hoping to finally get the day started with.
18. THE GODDAMN ALARM STARTS BLARING AGAIN. (and the remote still won't work)
19. I cursed out loud (i think mommy dearest heard me. lol)
20. Finale; I (literally) rammed my right foot into the car door.

That's right people, Kyo kicked a car right in the gonads. And this is the result;

Is That a Footprint? Lol.

Ahaha, well it's not much of a dent, but if dad finds out it I went medieval on that old rustbucket, he'd put a real dent on MY face. Lol.

Ey, I didn't kick it all that hard. It's not my fault the damn thing is more flimsy than even UiTM's finest limp-wristed queen. If it can't withstand a feather-light kick from sweet innocent Kyo, how the hell is that thing supposed to protect me from a car crash? I'm gonna sue Daihatsu, or whoever it is I can sue. Yes, this makes no sense. XD.

Lesson is, if you're gonna kick something, make sure it's something that has flesh. You might end up on a wanted poster for randomly assaulting a pedestrian, but at least it'll feel good. And most importantly, it won't dent. Haha~.

This ends our Anger Management session for today. Remember, when you feel like strangling someone, take a deep breath, and make sure you leave no witnesses.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Kouda Entry_99: Superheroes Are Gay

Batman uses Robin as a boytoy. No doubt about it.

And He-Man shud be renamed to He-Queen. >_>

If you kidz dunno who the hell them people were, then you shudn't be reading this post.

Young people use curse words!