Seriously!!
Last night I had a dream about spiders and webs and junk.
Just 2 nights ago, I actually dreamt of a fuckin HORDE of centipedes!!
Red...crawly...creepy...disgusting little bugs all over the place.
Icks.
It's probably because I found a damned centipede in my bathroom the other day.
It was probably about 10cm long. But gross is still gross.
I mean WTF!? How the hell did that thing get into my toilet!? The place is practically sealed shut!!
Let's consider, shall we:
Suspected method of infiltration:
I've been reading too many microbiology books...
Suspected method of infiltration:
I don't wanna imagine a bug doing that in real life. . . O_o.
Suspected method of infiltration:
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. .
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No worries. I killed the damn bug using a full can of Ridsect.
Mebbe it was just half a can?
O no! The Greenhouse effect!
THE END
OF US ALL!
